‘Arry Cracks out the Specs
There’s nothing like a tax evasion case to force a man to crack out the ridiculous specs. Whether it be an attempt to make himself look more intelligent and therefore more believable or whether he is trying to pass himself off as a forgetful old man, we’re not sure. But either way he just comes off looking a bit silly. Especially given that no one has ever seen him sporting these Buddy Holly specials before, or any glasses for that matter.
Coupled with his ‘I forgot about the 200K stashed under my Dog’s name in an account in Monaco because I was thinking about David Beckham’ excuse, the whole thing has turned into a bit of a circus. I’m thinking about trying that defence next time I have a run in with the law. Sorry officer, just dreaming about old Golden Balls there and wasn’t watching the speedo. Us Spurs fans love ya ‘Arry, but if you get rid of that presposterous eyewear, pay your dues & drop the whole Basil Fawlty routine, it would be greatly appreciated.